FUNNY PEOPLE NAMES

Well, once again it's time to look at a list of strange names and wonder why anybody would give such names to their poor, innocent kids.  This time I'm only going to tell you some first names.  Most of these came from the obituaries.  Some of them belonged to a woman and others to a man.  And some of them are a mystery, because a lot of obituaries are short and don't ever use the word "he" or "she."

Female Names


Blanchola
Verliette
Glada
Vertle
Cinnamon
Loxie
Euphemia
Jettie
Atha
Arvilla
Phelo
Oney
Eglentyne
Clorene
Vennique
Adelma
Nova
Ivena
Justis
Delyte
Iodie
Eldeva
Maudeflorence

Uple
Luddie
Elvessa
Sunday
Loyce
Marcordia
Winzel

Male Names

Vasher
Topper
Doss
Winsome
Egbert
Asse
Gavrick
Ransom
Duck
Fallis

De-Elegance
Othel
King
Cloyd
Zion
Earthy
Cotton
Eveleth




Mystery Names

Elix
Otho
Mazell
Voter
True





Okay, that's my list of strange baby names, and if you want to use any of these, feel free to help yourself.  Just don't tell your kid where you got the name, because I don't want anybody hunting me down and hitting me upside the head with a rolled-up newspaper!