MORE FUNNY STUFF THAT PEOPLE SAY AND WRITE

Here are some more of those real and true quotes that Mom heard somebody say or that she read somewhere.  I hope you will think they are entertaining, and just remember:  I am not making these up!

We took her to the vet and found out that something was obstructing her bowls.










I felt the limit had crossed the line.

Maybe I'm beating a dead horse to death.

It's just money in their ever ending pocket.









Sign on thrift store shelf:  Brick and Brack

I am in up to my earbrows.

After playing, the dogs decided to take a sunbatch.








This is unbelievable, but sadly it's believable and true.

Children are like a beautiful flower garden.  
You should polish them every day.

He held a charity drive to collect furniture for the homeless.