A nice picture of the Garfield family, but where is the dog? |
President Garfield getting shot in the back |
At least we know that President Garfield was an excellent person because he had a dog, and he might have made a great president who was remembered in history, except for the little problem of his getting shot and dying. Back in those days, the presidents didn't have any Secret Service people to guard them and keep them safe, even after President Lincoln got shot. So in my opinion, President Garfield should have taken his dog Veto with him everywhere to keep him safe and bite any assassins in the butt.
After President Garfield died, Vice-President Chester Arthur became the president. Everybody was worried because Mr. Arthur had done some bad stuff while he was the Collector of the Port of New York. He was also in cahoots with some of President Garfield's enemies. But people were shocked when President Arthur turned out to be a pretty good guy after all. For one thing, he got the Civil Service Reform Act passed that President Garfield had wanted. This was a law that said government jobs should be given to people who actually knew how to do them, and not as a reward to people who happened to be good buddies with some politician.
A journalist named Alexander McClure wrote, "No man ever entered the Presidency so profoundly and widely distrusted as Chester Alan Arthur, and no one ever retired . . . more generally respected, alike by political friend and foe." The unfortunate thing about President Arthur is that we don't know whether he ever owned any dogs or not. He had a kidney disease, and he didn't feel like trying very hard to get nominated to run for another term. So after serving his one term, he retired. He only lived about three more years after that, and the day before he died, he had all his personal papers burned.
The next president after President Arthur was Grover Cleveland. It turns out that his first name was Stephen, but I guess he never went by that name, only by Grover. Mr. Cleveland was the only Democrat to be elected president during the period from 1860 to 1912. All the others were Republicans. This does not seem very fair, but that's the way it happened.
The wedding of Grover Cleveland and Frances Folsom |
Now I will tell you something to prove how much people liked Miss Folsom, which is that lots of little girls were getting named "Frances" about that time. Mom told me that one of her grandmothers was named Frances Folsom Brown, and it's pretty clear where that name came from because the name "Folsom" is not in Mom's family anywhere. Mom's grandma was called "Fanny" by her friends and family, and Mrs. Cleveland was called "Frank."
Okay, but here's the important thing. Mrs. Cleveland really loved all kinds of animals. And as soon as this news got out, a man from Milwaukee sent her a little 9-month-old poodle. Except that it might have been a Pekingese. It was described as the smallest "pug dog" in the U.S., since it only weighed a pound and a half. So who knows what it was, exactly? I tried to find a picture of this little dog, but all I could find was pictures of Mrs. Cleveland wearing very fashionable dresses, which seems to be something she liked to do. I think she could have just held her little dog while she was posing for photos in her fancy dresses, but maybe she didn't want to get dog hair on her clothes.
The Clevelands had some other dogs, besides having five children. They had one dog that was probably a dalmatian, and then there is this picture of the president with his son Richard and a dog whose name is not known. To me, this dog looks like some kind of spaniel, so I guess the dalmatian was a different dog. Either that or somebody thought that any dog with spots is a dalmatian.
When he ran for a second term, President Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison. I already told you all about President Harrison's pets. Then after Mr. Harrison had been the president for four years, Mr. Cleveland ran again, and he won! So he is the only president ever to have two terms that weren't one right after the other. And he was the only president to be counted twice, because he was both the 22nd and the 24th president of the U.S.
Okay, now I will just tell you a tiny bit about President William McKinley, who was next after President Cleveland. He was elected in 1896, and he was the last Civil War veteran to serve as president. There is no record that he had any dogs of his own, but there was one strange incident with a mysterious black dog that I'm going to tell you about.
The president is on the right, and the dog is on the left. |
The assassination of President McKinley |
Later on, when people remembered the black dog at Niagara Falls, they thought that the dog must have been a bad omen. At first it seemed like President McKinley was going to get well, but after a few days, his wounds got infected, and he died. This was another sad case of a president not being guarded from bad guys, even by a dog, and of doctors not understanding enough about germs and icky things like that.
So here are the lessons we can learn from these four presidents:
1. Every president should have a dog.
2. Every president needs bodyguards.
3. Never stick your dirty fingers into a wound.
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