The way I got to be on Petfinder was that a woman emailed Mom on Friday and asked how old I am and if I am a boy or a girl. Well, of course I'm a BOY! How could anybody not know that? Mom thinks it is just because my name is spelled funny. She says it should really be spelled "Jason," which is the regular way to spell my name. But Mom did not name me, and she does not know who did or why they decided to spell my name in that special way, unless it's because I'm a very special kitten, which I am!
Mom told me that since I am a Jason, I need some Argonauts so we can go in search of the Golden Mouse. I have no idea what she is talking about, except that I think it would be fun to go hunting for a mouse. Mom also calls me Racin' Chasin' Jacen, and I think that's a good name for me because I am very fast. When I run up and down the stairs, Mom says it sounds like a herd of antelopes. She thinks this is funny, but I don't know why it would be funny to have a herd of antelopes in your house.
Anyway, now that I have my picture on Petfinder, I can find my Forever Home, which is something every dog and cat needs to have. Of course, I would be happy to stay right here in my foster home because I like this place. The big cats don't growl and hiss at me very much anymore, and sometimes they even play with me. Charlie is lots of fun to play with, but Chloe can't really be bothered with me. She says I am an impudent upstart, whatever that is! I like to pounce on Chloe, and I pounce on Charlie, too. Charlie and I growl and wrestle, like lions, which is loads of fun. And sometimes Charlie lets me snuggle with him and we take naps together.
At night I sleep in bed with Mom. Mostly, I sleep on top of her legs, but sometimes Chloe gets this spot first, and then I have to sleep right next to Mom's thigh. Chloe and Charlie sleep under the covers when it's cold. Mom says I should learn to do this, too, because it is a proper cat thing to do, but so far, I haven't learned to do it.
In the evenings, Mom turns on the TV, and I like to sit on top of my crate and watch it. I like TV because there are all sorts of interesting things moving around. I don't try to catch the things. I just watch them. Last night we watched "Antiques Roadshow."
After I get tired of watching TV, I go to sleep on the sofa with Piper. She doesn't seem to mind if I do this, except that last night I was giving myself a little bath, so I started licking Piper's ear, and she didn't like that, and she snarked at me. I don't know why she didn't want her ears licked, but after she told me she didn't, I just went back to licking my own cute little white paws.
Well, I guess that's all I can think of to tell you right now. Oh, except the reason I can't live here forever is that Mom says she has too many pets already, and I should go live someplace where the people really, really need a kitten just like me. And also, if I'm not here, then Mom can foster another little homeless kitten. So I hope I get my Forever Home very, very soon, because I think it's going to be a totally awesome place to live!
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