UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

If you have not got yourself a Christmas sweater yet this year, you had better hurry, because there are only a few days left until Christmas.  Lots of people seem to like wearing pretty Christmas sweaters, but other people think it's funnier to wear ugly ones.  Sometimes these people even have contests to see who can wear the ugliest sweater of all.

My Chief Research Assistant (Mom) found me a  bunch of pictures of ugly Christmas sweaters on the internet, and I have carefully studied these photos to find out what makes a sweater properly ugly.

The first thing I noticed was that these sweaters have really bright colors.  Usually, these colors are red and green, but sometimes they're a different color, such as pink.

Religious sweaters are good, like for example, with the Baby Jesus on them.

Here's a clever sweater that looks like a Christmas tree.  It even has tinsel and ornaments!

Rudolf looks good on a sweater, especially if you can get a nice 3D effect.

But I think the very best kind of Christmas sweater is one with a famous person on it, because who wouldn't want to share their holiday with Elvis or with Abe?